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Thursday, September 6, 2007

11:39AM - at allison's insisting

I am writing. Today is my day off. woo. it's hotter than the blazes of hell outside but there's like fires or something ew whatever in like gilroy and tahoe so it's all ashy and gross outside. the new apple store opens in los gatos today. I'm gonna go in an hour or 2 to camp out for my store opening shirt. i just woke up sooo like thats all

Current mood: rejuvenated
Current music: dont hear any

Thursday, March 2, 2006

3:45AM - downpour!

wow! i haven't live journaled in forver. me and chris missed our train and to kkill time we went looking for my dad's brick at pac bell. then there was a downpour. soaked!

Current mood: rejuvenated
Current music: 10 years gone - the zepplin

Friday, November 19, 2004

11:21PM

I have discovered that simply being alive is fucking expensive. Damn bastards. I got the job at the apple store (did I already say that?) that's apple computer, not me on the side of the road at a stand selling apples. I'm starting training on tuesday! And today I went in to give them the days I want off and I think it'll be ok, so vegas here I come! I found the cutest little white puppy this afternoon! she was lost and running around in the streets so I took her home and called around to my neighbors til we found her home. The ho who she belonged to didn't even notice she was gone. Ho. How do you not notice your dog is missing? I'm hell bent on seeing the disney little mermaid. When it was in theaters (ya know in 1990, ha) my parents bribed me to go to a funeral by promising they'd take me to see it after. I keep checking the library daily to see if the brat who rented it has returned it yet. grr. I will be going out to a bar now.

Current mood: grumpy
Current music: She's a Rebel - Green Day

Sunday, November 14, 2004

5:26PM - yay!

Yay hoory! I got a job at the Apple (as in computers) store in Palo Alto! I'm a "mac specialist" and yes that is like a mac daddy. boo yeah :D I also got new pants with which my mom said were too expensive but they were around normal for pants i like that fit the way i like. this is all.

Current mood: accomplished
Current music: kill bill soundtrack

Thursday, October 7, 2004

8:35PM

No need for the sad movie. I'm already crying thanks. Went to my first hip hop class and it was great fun. Our teacher, Nona, rocks, she's way cool, and she just had a baby 3 weeks ago! So things were looking up and I walked over to starbucks to check the schedule and lo and behold 2 of the only 4 fucking days I'm working are the days I requested off. I'm gonna turn in my 2 weeks notice tomorrow. Fuck that it's not even that I didn't get the days off, it's also that he didn't listen to anything I said about not being about to work after 3, or how I did not want to open. There may be a fucking starbucks on every corner, but i'll bet ya most of them are understaffed. so i started to cry on the way home because they have good benefits and I need good benefits, but it's not worth it for me. I would rather work 10 hours 5 days a week at chilis. I love working there, people are fun and friendly, not stuck up, my age, and they invite me to parties. They have many more people to cover your shifts if you need off. I'm just so frustraited with starbucks. They are understaffed and I feel like I personally and making up for all they shifts that they have no one for, even if iI requested them off too. The manager also made a point of telling me when i was hired that he always tried his hardest to honor requests off. I requested off in December for xtina's birthday and he was looking over my shoulder and he said something like that's a little much or something. I said what the 4 days? he said yeah. I said i'm giving you 2 months notice! It's my birthday. he said during my busiest time? I've been working there what? a month now? and i'm STILL not done with training cuz everytime i'm supposed to learn some more, nope! go stand at a register. i thought my ranting would be longer, but i've calmed down over the period of typing. maybe i don't even need 2 weeks cuz i'm still in training. i could just quit too. hmm do i ever want to work there again? i donno. anheuser busch has good benefits too says forbes...

Current mood: aggravated

Sunday, September 19, 2004

Saturday, September 18, 2004

11:27PM - EEEEEEK!

Wireless internet rocks!!!! I'm in my car right now!!! How fucking rad is that?! My mom doesn't understand why I would get the wireless card if we don't have wireless at home. I tried to explain to her that now i can go *anywhere* else and get internet. well I'm excited enough for the both of us. Enough for everyboday else and they're disbelieving mothers too. :D

Current mood: ecstatic
Current music: "What goes up, must come down" - on the oldies station

Wednesday, September 15, 2004

2:03PM

I like livejournal better cuz they ask you your mood and you get a little jumpy thing and what your current song is. So I forgot to write about dance class and the republicans at safeway. Last night I learned that I am the oldest person in the room at dance. I learned this whislt we were holding the splits for a minute each. The classes I'm in are beginner adult jazz and beginner adult hip hop. So we're going around (in jazz) i'm monica i'm 15 and i go to woodside, i'm whoever i'm 11(!!) and i go to wherever, i'm fiona 17 go to MA (she's m'bud) the teacher's all i'm jen i'm 19 and i go to de anza. ha. I'm all hey i'm lizzy, i'm 22 and I have graduated from everywhere i'm going to graduate from. right. after class my mom called me and told me to get her some food so i got to safeway at sequoia stationa and there are more really obnoxious republicans "registering people to vote" out front. Now i say more obnoxious republicans because when we went to my safeway on friday they were out there too. adam had on his good bush (picture of a cooch)/ bad bush (picture of "the president") shirt on and we tried to get him to just stand next to them. My mom was out "chatting" with the neighbors this morning so I had a milkshake for breakfast!

Current mood: i don't know what that means
Current music: Milkshake- by that chick

1:56PM

Damn ! I rule!

omg. I'm so super duper proud of myself! I went to ikea yesterday afternoon and got this little um... desk-ish thing and (then i went to dance and re-learned double pirouettes!) I had to assemble the whole thing from scratch (like most ikea things) event the drawers! Took 2 hours but it's rad and I'm using it now.
Let's see... Friday I worked at starbucks and I learned the computer system. Then that night Christina, Adam, and Nikki came. My ma took me pre-people getting her shopping and we bought a redonkulous amount of booze. Handles of tequila and absoult and a 24 pack of corona. I told her that we had triple sec, she wanted me to make her a cosmo. hehe. Um so the troops showed up when I was coming home from the pool and we drank and smoked and then slept. Saturday we went to the Power to the Peaceful festival in golden gate park. the 3 of them went up first then me and ross and his buds, chris and john. Ross made mushroom tea in the car on the way there. It took us like an hour to find parking, but we finally did. We met up and nikki and xtina bought chocolate mushrooms. I ran into cheryl and we went around to all the booths and just listened to the music. String Cheese was awesome and the band that played after Spearhead? they were really good too. I got a bunch of necklaces that say peace in different languages. I also got bunches of bumper stickers, my favorite: "We got so much intellegence we can't afford education" We all went home together and BBQed massive costco amounts of meat and I made these pink margaritas. mmm. the girls took cheryl home and on the way home we rented "The Ladykillers" LOL. Tom hanks is in it. He's a respectable actor. I wanted to show Nikki and the christ my favorite drive to my favorite lookout in woodside hills. There was this dude tailgating me so I sped up a little and then pulled over to let them pass. then they pulled behind me so I'm like oh ok they want to turn here so I turned again and then the car behind me put its police lights on. EEK! The only thing I could think of was the drunk driving commercial with the guys who are like "just a few", "I only had a couple" I gave him my licence and all was good. no ticket. he said slow down a bit. it was a heart pounding adventure! PHEW! LOL and the cop said nice button, in reference to the "love your vagina" button I had pinned to my headrest. We watched the movie then trickled off to bed. the next morning we left for Dave Matthews Band and took 2 hours to park. we got nikki a free free ticket, but not me, so the 2 of us sat out and chatted and just lay in the grass. it was calm and nice. We walked the 30+ blocks back to the car then drove back home. Pizza was waiting! Then the troops left. uuuhm. oh! the night before last I got to see the final episodes of the xfiles! The end was so sweet I cried. Then they showed the pilot episode. aw. i also got lime green shelves from ikea and tried to hang them too but i couldn't find the stud so they just fell out of the wall. lol oh well.

Current mood: sore
Current music: my happy ending- avril lavine

Wednesday, September 8, 2004

12:33AM

Damn! I am TIRED! I got up all early to do shit today. I'm starting at starbucks tomorrow so I should be even more tired. Starbucks from 10-2 then abercrombie (which i have grown to hate and I'm going to steal some perfume) from 3-8. I had my first dance class today! (which reminds me that the teacher of my hip hop class is rumored to be having her baby today) It was jazz and it was decently difficult. I got me some new jazz shoes that I'm SO in love with and want to wear all the time. The teacher, jen, had us do the splits all three ways and hold them for a minute!! each. I can't do the splits to begin with. I did them once when I was like 10. I am gonna be sore tomorrow. And we learned a little routine to a maroon 5 song. Speaking of which, I have downloaded a rediculous amount of songs in the past 3 days. like 30. for dial up! that's pretty good i think. I'm planning on informing my mother about the group coming up this weekend. I'm very excited to have visitors cuz I'm only working 3 fucking days (well, at chilis that is) out of the next 2 weeks. So for all of you coming up for Dave Matthews- yay! I have to warn you all that if my mother gets you alone or in a small group she will talk your ear off.

Current mood: accomplished
Current music: Here I go again on my own -Whitesnake

Tuesday, August 31, 2004

9:25PM

I had a good day. That is until my mom came home and the nagging began. So I tae-boed my ass off then went out to wash my car. Ross came home and we talked for a while. He showed me his pictures from his trip to Vancouver and was telling me all about how they’re backpacking through Europe in June. Oh! And the coffee shop his uncle runs that he works for is sending him to Costa Rica in January! He’s gonna live on the coffee farm that they get their beans from and food, housing and booze is all provided. How cool! He also said he’s gonna call me on Friday to go out with him and his friends in downtown Palo Alto. Andrew's gonna be there! God I haven't seen him in like 4 years. I had a crush on him. mmm hmm he's a cutie. I informed Ross that I have $1.95 to my name and he informed me that they know all the bartenders and they never have to pay when they go out!! I’m super excited! Tonight I got off work early because they were training someone and I was in such a great mood. Then I got home. And my mom asked why I was home so early and I told her. “You need to get a job that has more hours.” “I already have 2 jobs” “Yeah, but you don’t have enough hours.” “Why don’t YOU get a fucking job and stop nagging me. Ok? Ok.” Then I shut my door and called Gina. We chatted for an hour or so. I finally caught her up-to-date on all the drama and stuff. Hmmmm... now I think I may sneak out my window and go to Keplers and read til they close. Word.

Current mood: mischievous
Current music: "What you so mad at?" Jadakiss

12:42AM

This one's gonna be long and was also on myspace. ye.
It was an “epiphany”. Ha. Riiiight. I had an epiphany. xtina knows what I'm refering to... I was thinking earlier today, remembering is more like it… about when we went to Disneyland after the night all hell broke loose. And how angry I was. Furious was more like it. Or maybe enraged. I was at the “happiest place on earth” and I was fuming mad for most of the day. So I sent Allison a text message saying that I loved her and that guys are assholes. I remember I bought the mascara I had been wanting the night before and not choosing the waterproof kind, and for the next couple of weeks whenever I would wear it (and since it was new, that was like everyday) I would always end up crying for something or other. So along with theme park adventures, me and lizzy had an adventure trying to get to Great America today. First all the safeways were sold out of the discount tickets so we bought online. She learned they closed stealth!!!!! And moved it to North Carolina!!! What the fuck are north Carolinians gonna do with that much extremeness?? That seriously was THE scariest roller coaster I have ever been on. Because of my fear of not being properly restrained and falling out and it’s a “flying” coaster so they have you held in my like a flight harness type thing and the only thing you get to hold is that little yellow know down by your crotch. I was too scared to scream on it. Lol and we got my mom a picture and Cheryl looks like she’s in absolute terror. K so I pick lizzy up and then we had to drive around looking for a FedEx for her. Then we get to GA and they’re closed!!! You’d think the website would have said something. So we went on another adventure looking for Outback. We get there and they don’t open till 4! Lol. So we went to Vallco and went to “new things west” to try on offensive wedding dresses, but they are all size 13 or up so we tried on these pink beady, sequiny things that resembled dresses. I had to put mine on backwards cuz my boobs wouldn’t let me zip it up the other way. Finally it was 4 and we went to Outback, I got a bloomin onion and they server guy kept coming back to check on us and he was so impressed that I ate the whole thing. He says it serves 6. ha. So then trying to get back on 280 I had my blinker on and was moving over and this guy comes up fast and honks then hits me. He scraped along the side and bent my mirror. Poor Betty. She always has trouble with the driver’s side. But no one was hurt and we exchanged info. Then we went to the barn and I met lizzy’s ma’s new pony named Scotty and I was laughing about Eurptrip, but lizzy didn’t get it. Then cheryl called and we went to play minigolf and I lost by a lot. Now I’m home. Eventful day. Oh yeah! and I got my yearbook!! V-Day has a 2 page spread! I was so happy! The lancer's "mafia" picture was small one of the first few pages I showed my mom and we were chuckling cuz someone seems to have scanned Lizer into it also. The ionian picture is super grainy, but it's a recent one! yay for the yearbook people. Oo! The other night, uh, Friday? No Saturday. I was supposed to be closing at chilis. That meant I was there till 11:30. It was sooo fucking hot. Around 7 the power went out for a minute and then came back on and we were all bummed. Then around 9:30 or 10 the power went out again and stayed out! So after sitting there in the dark cuz we weren’t allowed to leave for about 45 minutes we got to go home! I took this girl named liz home. She’s 19 and has a 2 yr old baby. And she’s all I live off woodside road. And I’m all me too. Her: I live across from the jack in the box. Me: I live off Kentfield. Her: I live in Kentfield commons. Me: no shit! I live on Chatsworth Lane. Her: Shut up! I live on Whitehall! Lol So, yet another person from chilis lives here. I told her about Anson living behind me and moving to santa cruz. Funny funny. So she asked what I was gonna do for the rest of the night and I said I was thinking of calling my neighbor and seeing if he wanted to go to a bar. She told me she’d never been to a bar! That settled it. We went to the saddle room. I’d never been there, but I always see ross coming home hammered from there. It was cool. This old guy was way hitting on me till he found out I was 22 – 1/2 his age. On our way out we saw this guy Justin from work and he was heading in so I told him I might be back. I drop Liz off and get to my street and there are drunk people all over the cuneo’s lawn. (standing and talking, not passed out) so I called over and steven answered. He’s all sorry are we being too loud? And I was all no no I just wanted to know if you were having a party cuz I wanted to come over. And he’s all yeah totally come over! So I went over and in the like 4 steps it took to get there I realized that it was probably his party and they were all high school kids. So I walked in and his friends were all in the living room and I got a nasty look from these girls but these guys were all hey. Haha. Right. You’re in high school. So I asked if Kevin or brian were home. And they’re all who? His brothers. Are his brothers here- cuz I’m going to a bar and I don’t think any of you are old enough to come with me. So I left and went back to the bar by myself. This other guy I bummed a smoke from earlier was still there and we started talking and he was pretty cool for an old dude. We talked most of the night and he kept buying me beers. He went to Stanford Law so knows lizzy’s dad and we started talking about intellectual property laws and stuff. When he would leave to get me a beer these other guys would start talking to me. They were all impressed that I would go to a bar by myself. My mom said I was “asking for trouble” I told her to can it. Xtina called me oh and papa too. I called people just to say hi on my way home. And I saw reed staggering home when I was finishing talking to someone and he said it was good to see me again and gave me a hug! Aw. So I asked if he was too drunk for another beer. He had to work at 8am. Haha. But he pssted me out his window and said that he and ross we’re playing each other next Sunday in hockey. So I told him I’d try to make it and that I had pictures from ross’s game the other weekend when I went with the chuckster. My first hip hop class is this Thursday! I’m so so excited. K, I s’pose I’ll go running now.

Current mood: dirty
Current music: That song on the radio. uh ... gonna be my own best friend

Friday, August 20, 2004

2:25PM

I = in whittier. I am eating zucchini for breakfast. Then perhaps I will go to the beach. Exorcist tonight!!

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Current mood: awake
Current music: "culo"

Monday, August 16, 2004

10:46PM

!!! Me and Lizzy have discovered that some safeways here have ickets to great america for $25!! we're gonna go when I return from whittier. I got suuuper sunburnt today just from running around in the yard with scamp. I got my first discount from A&F today. Because I'm a new hire I got 3 items for 50% off! So of course I got my Iowa shirt! i got another shirt that says: it's happy hour somewhere. and I also got a rather offensive pair of brown and pink plaid hüss pants. I tried to get my dad to take me golfing so I could be seen in them but I think even he was too offended. He's goin back to PA tomorrow night. ew. my mom is trying to get me to make up a living will, just cuz they are. how depressing! i'm like no way! i'm fucking 22 years old. I don't die, I'm bionic damnit. ew. oo! and I'm gonna see the new exorcist when it comes out. i'm so excited but i'm super scared too. I'm gonna bring jack, my teddybear, to squeeze. mmm. ye. thAT's all

Current mood: thirsty
Current music: Chantilly Lace - Yeah this is the Big Bopper speaking

Sunday, August 15, 2004

4:46AM

I beached today! Just me and my dog. She was scared of the water but I picked her up and plopped her into (her) knee deep water and she was starting to not be scared and have fun then woosh! a big giant wave went up to my waist and completely went over her wee head. So she decided she'd had enough. On the way back to the car this little boy intercepts us and says that she looks just like his doggy (named george, I found out) as I get to my car I look over and see the kid with his dad, who's all tattooed and bad ass looking, and then he walks a little farther to reveal their dog, a cute little miniature schnauzer that did look like Tinky. It was amusing. Uh oh! Allison wants me to continue with the epic story I'm telling her, but she'll just have to wait cuz it's a commercial break! bwahahaha! Um... oh! I got hired at Abercrombie and Fitch today! Not the floor people, it's a new postition they created a couple months ago, um. shit. I can never remember what it's called. Starts with an I... uuh. hmm. oh well. I'll over see the floor and the stockroom and office and make sure everything is going smoothly. Word. People on Blind Date are stupid. Dating sucks anyway, why the fuck would you want to go through a first date on national TV?? Impact team leader! that's what I got hired as! Well not the leader yet, I'm training for that. Ug. Am I gonna be tready now? Ha. no. never. So kinda along the lines of dating sucking, I'm going to avoid myspace for a while. The guys on it are WAY sketchy. I'd rather become celibate than talk to most of those jackasses. ew. Guys suck. Sometimes I wish I were a lesbian, but then I remember women are crazy. Then I wish I were asexual, but then I like sex, so we're back at the beginning. Speaking of celibacy, or anti- for that matter... I re-took the purity test that we all took in high school. lol. I remember when I was an 87%. Now I'm like 27%. The average is like 56%. ah well. What's that? hmm? oh excuse me. I think the Big Lebowski is calling me. Yes. Yes he is. kbye. oop. I mean later dude.

Current mood: cynical
Current music: don't laugh. "So yesterday" - Hilary Duff (hey it was on TV)

Friday, August 13, 2004

6:07PM

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Method:
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Current mood: optimistic
Current music: I can't help falling in love with you - ELVIS!

Friday, August 6, 2004

6:28PM

Sigh. I'm an idiot. I'm rolling my eyes. K. moving on. The aspect children are being rambuncious- I think that was interpretive free spelling. Ok now they're being annoying. Oho! nisha IMed me today. She told me to call Liz. And they both know I'm at home now. Crap. There's no way out. I = dehydrated and sleepy. Nap time? I think so. Hmm. Maybe I'll go to starbucks and read instead. Ha. What a tough life.

Current mood: sore
Current music: Return of the Mack - Mark Morrison

Wednesday, August 4, 2004

5:14PM - Yay! I have a John Kerry wesite!

http://volunteer.johnkerry.com/member/965185
I have no money to donate so I'm gonna go around and hassle people... I think they call that canvassing... but if anyone knows someone who'd like to donate pass the word along :) damn! i gotta pee but sponge bob is on!

Current mood: full
Current music: X-Files theme song - Mark Snow

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Tuesday, August 3, 2004

11:46PM - So my mom got a phone call

from my brother this afternoon from the Niagra County Jail. She was freaking out and then he told her that he was there with a field trip-ish thing for his job. lol. and they were comparing it to my april fools joke on her when I called her and told her I was pregnant. haha. me and Lizzy went to hillsdale and then to fridays and we were talking about Oh! I got the RADDEST shoes! they are lime lime lime green flip flops from gap. $2.91! the greatest thing ever. so we were talking about new years when some guy I knew from whittier called me and I was talking to him and told him I was cheryl and then I gave lizzy the phone and told him she was me and he's all your friend is really loud. I laughed so hard I had to sit down. Tomorrow! Come one, come all to the annual Lizzyz double header of self pitch stickball!! Get there early so we can beat the little boys to the playing field!

Oh I also forgot! I tried this new shampoo and it smells SOOO good. mmm

Current mood: amused
Current music: "Too Darn Hot" - Kiss Me Kate

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